1) Your family bails on you for the night, leaving you home alone with nothing to eat for dinner. What do you do?

• a. Shut up and make yourself a danged quesadilla (pronounced ca-sa-dill-a, of course).
• b. Mooch off your neighbors. That what they're there for, right?
• c. Throw on your hydration pack and run five miles to the nearest Dominoes.

2) You've been struggling with the math homework assignment from h*ll. What do you do?

• a. Go onto askjeeves.com and figure out how to do it.
• b. Use it as an excuse to call up your crush and ask for help.
• c. Use the math book to level out the foos ball table. Gotta work on your reflexes, right?

3) Bad hair morning makes you miss the school bus. What do you do?

• a. You make an excel spreadsheet to calculate the bus route, the average speed of the bus, the traffic, the effect of hills on your walking time and figure out where to intercept it.
• b. You call your mom for a ride.
• c. You pull a Lance Armstrong and ride to school, spandex shorts and all.

4) Your date takes you up to Inspiration Point for a little action. What do you do?

• a. Bring your telescope. Hey, it's not every night the meteor count is this high!
• b. Put on your sexiest outfit and throw your pepper spray in your purse, just in case.
• c. Whip out your lacrosse stick and send him deep.

5) You walk into the school dance with your friends. What's the first thing you notice?

• a. Notice that the acoustics of the gym isn't particularly conducive to proper sound distribution due to the angle of the ceiling and location of the speakers.
• b. That the makeout corner is still empty.
• c. That the basketball hoops are still down. Excellent back up in case the boys are too lame to dance.

6) Your idea of the ultimate vacation is:

• a. Trying to find the lost city of Atlantis.
• b. A beach and cute guys. What else do you need?
• c. Anywhere that has excellent cliff diving.

Answers:

Mostly A's: Does the name Erkel mean anything to you? Seriously, being intellectual is awesome, but don't be afraid to throw a social life in there too.

Mostly B's: You got it going on, girlfriend! No one's going to pin a label on you.

Mostly C's: You've memorized the theme to Sportscenter, haven't you? Not that it's a bad thing, but there are other things in life besides sports. Just a thought.